USB-POWERED TRAVEL TOASTER - JOKE GIFT BOX FROM THE ONION
by The Onion
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Product Summary
Manufacturer: The OnionProduct features:
- It's A Gift Box
- Exclusively Available From The Onion
- Toasts Up To 4 Pieces Of Toast In Just 30 Minutes
- Winner Of The Gold Floppy Disk Award For Best Cooking Peripheral
- Box dimensions: 12"x9"x4"
Description of USB-POWERED TRAVEL TOASTER - JOKE GIFT BOX FROM THE ONION
Don't be tethered to the kitchen. Take your toast...to go! Now you can take a toaster everywhere you take your laptop. Insert a slice of any bread-white, wheat, even rye-and in 7-9 minutes, you have the kind of perfect toast you could only get from a computer. Winner of the 2006 Gold Floppy Disc Award for Best Cooking Peripheral. No, the products aren't real. But the empty boxes are. Wrap your otherwise forgettable gift in a gift box from The Onion, and watch their faces fall when they realize there is no such thing as a USB-powered travel toaster-just a crappy bric-a-brac inside you waited until the last moment to buy.Kitchen & Housewares
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