The Hillary Nutcracker
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Kitchen and Housewares Reviews of The Hillary Nutcracker
Customer Review: Great Product!
Summary: 4 Stars
Solid product. Good quality. I gave it as a gift to my nephew who is a staunch Republican (I'm a staunch Democrat). We both think it's great (for different reasons).
I was worried that it was going to be really cheap, but the product is really solid and of good quality. I highly recommend it.
Customer Review: Have Some Fun With 'Ol Thunderthighs!
Summary: 5 Stars
- received 'ol buns of steel from my sister for a joke (she knows how i feel politically), so it was with some intrepidation that i decided to put this cracker (apologies to Floridians) to the test using some included nuts...
- like the caricature's real-life opposite, extra pressure needs to be exerted to make this kitchen tool work, but the results can be extraordinary and interestingly, parallel real-world results of the nemesis' policies: an explosion of nut meat all over the counter and floor - a big mess...
- a gentle, guiding hand in the form of more experienced culinary (and political) expertise is required when deploying this rather (IMHO) gauche tool...
- but it's all in fun and will make for interesting conversation; this nutcracker has been relegated to the lower recesses of my bar, and will be unleashed in upcoming months as my friends and i celebrate the nemesis' demise in both the polls and ultimately, a failed bid...
Customer Review: Hilar(y)ious product! A real crack-up!
Summary: 5 Stars
Unlike some of the reviewers of this product, I don't see it as sexist at all. I think it's a real crack-up! Since the Clintons have good senses of humor, I'm certain they'll laugh right along with the rest of us. It's inventive, funny, and will be the hit of Hillary's Victory Party ...
... or Obama's, whomever the voter's select as the Democratic nominee for President of the United States.
And it's good publicity for Hillary. As they say, ALL publicity is good publicity!
Now I'm eagerly anticipating what gadget they come up with for Barack Obama! Perhaps a "bar-rack" (ouch!) ... or a cowboy doll, riding a big white horse, while lassoing Pennsylvania and dragging it along behind him? Na-aaa ... I'm certain it will be something more cunning than that.
Whatever ... This is an exciting Primary Election. May the best woman (or man) win!
Tip: The smart thing for the purchaser of this Hilar(y)ious nut-cracker to do is to keep it in its original box, put it away and forget about it for a number of years. It's bound to become a collector's item.
Reviewed by: Betty Dravis, 2008
The Toonies Invade Silicon Valley
Customer Review: Hilarious
Summary: 5 Stars
Love it. Got a lot of laughs and I have to say, "keep crackin those nuts Hillary!"Customer Review: Hilarious
Summary: 5 Stars
When I saw that the Hilary Nutcracker was ranked one of the "stupidest" gifts for Christmas 2007, I just had to have one as a gift for my political collector husband. (Of course, I bought it from Amazon, THE most reliable and fair retailer on the Web.) And, since a penchant for "stupid" must surely be genetic, I bought one for my parents, too. Well, since I like and admire Hilary, I do think the whole concept is "stupid," but as a likeness, the figure is nicely done. She has a pretty face and a nice suit and the whole presentation is not too insulting if you keep a sense of humor about the whole thing. The manufacturer could make a nutcracker of me, anytime!